Thursday, August 31, 2006

gone camping!

Be safe and happy my little snowflakes... and don't do anything I wouldn't do...
catch you on tuesday!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

My favorite song nowadays. A song that could represent adequately, the summer of 2006.

Here's a trippy version of the video:

Here's another recommended (by moi) version:

And yet another more artistic version:


Saturday, August 26, 2006

Blogging the War Away. [part I]

It’s a little bit funny.

When the fighting was raging on in Lebanon, many Lebanese Bloggers were angry, in rage, and defying. We wrote and wrote, posted and protested. We were strong, proud, and man we were loud!

After the ceasefire, we seem to have lost momentum, and got drained out of all energy we had in us. Skeptical that the war is over just like that, and while cautiously waiting for the volcano to erupt once again, we curled up in a fetal position and cried NOSTALGIA, digging deep in our memories, reminiscing on good days long gone, listening to Fairouz, while we try to recuperate our mental balance and physical stability.

Or is it just me?
Everything I write and think about these days can easily be associated to a kind of a romantic, nostalgic, and “bourgeois” rambling.
Hah! If “music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel” as per Madonna’s words, I think war should bring them closer together, or at least blur the divide between them.
But actually this may be too utopic, and instead the line will be drawn even clearer. I think this will all be a more evident and obvious during the aftermath.

I wish our borders were as clear and as defined as the social, and ideological divide and divergence, which exists in Lebanon.

But honestly, Bloggers did a hell of job!

“This is the most blogged war ever” – CNN (AC360).

Truth be told, the Lebanese Bloggers had a lot of help too. The Lebanese media played an important role. They were particularly fast, vigilant, and efficient in portraying the reality of what was going on. We also received tremendous support from “foreign” blogger friends, who took on our case, and carried it into the intimacy of their own blogs, and delivered it to their own readers. They believed us, and they offered to lend us a hand. In this case they offered to help make our voices reach further, faster and easier. Some even went to the extent of posting a Lebanese flag on the index of their blogs to show their unconditional support for peace, and for truth.

We were all in the same trench, fighting the same demon. We were all, together, trying to put an end to “terrorism” in all its forms and shapes.

The war is not over yet; so please conserve your energies. But I never really got to thank you properly. I can’t name you all, but I can name the bloggers who left comments on urban_memories, and I know supported us, and still do:
Red, *(asterisk), pie and zee, from the bottom of my heart, I thank you all.

And to my gorgeous Lebanese Bloggers, whom I never met, and became close and good friends with, I give you a big hug, and a big kiss kiss without the bang bang inshallah (in God’s will).

To be continued…

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

The Last Summer Days. [Akher Iyyam el Sayfiyyi]

The nice and short summer of Montreal is now quasi-over. But I like this season. In Lebanon, we used to get it much later during the year, but the feel (weather) is quite similar. Especially around the end of September, and October. In the morning you are very comfortable and warm, with a breeze here and there, and during the night, it stings just a little so that you need to cover up, but with a happy cuddly face.
It is just like that now in Montreal.

I came back from work at around 8:30 p.m. after a looong brain-draining work day. Laying one design after the other, by the end of my productive day, I was looking at the bustling metropolis surrender to the night, with sore blurry eyes.

Blink, blink, blink!
It burns, my eyes dried out of tears.
Blink, blink, blink!

At the bus stop, and before I walk home, I passed by the Pakistani baker just around the corner. He works in a small Jewish café, and he prepares the best samosa in French Canada. I am not too fond of spicy food. I know I am Lebanese and middle-eastern and such, but hey! I just can’t tolerate onions, garlic, or heavy spices. But I couldn’t resist my craving. It was one of those foods you eat while knowing that the next day you’ll be stuck with an acute stomach ache, but your masochistic appetite begs to differ, and convinces you that tending to this sudden, instinctive desire, is the reason you are alive to begin with.

You only live for a short while; go ahead. Have a Blast!

I pick up “nostalgia” at my doorstep, and together, we enter the lonely world of memories, the world of living in the past, and the world of days long gone.



Our memento tonight, takes us back to 1975. This year did not just witness the beginning of the “Great Lebanese War” (1975-1990), but it also witnessed happier times: “Mais el Reem”, a famous Rahbani play starring the International Lebanese Diva, Fairouz, was entertaining the Lebanese public. This “play” (as are all Rahbani plays) is charged with images and scenes, portraying the authentic, pure and simple lives of Lebanese dwelling in villages that inhabit the flanks of the mountains and are scattered throughout the country. Not only these images are long gone now (we never really lived them), but our generation even goes to the extent of claiming that they weren’t real to begin with, and they exist only in the Rahbani plays; or at least they don’t exist anymore. But strangely enough, these are the same images that we call to mind, once we speak of nostalgia, remembrance and recollection. It is these images (or similar) on to which we zoom-in whenever we need to summon to our memory, a nice, quiet, and peaceful tableau, where we can hide safely, and even for a little while, and escape the reality we do not want to deal with.

I play the DVD, and a smile is drawn onto my face.

It works every time.

Twenty minutes through my peace, and my voyage, I get awaken by the sudden urge to hug my notebook… and start writing…

Here it is! I wrote this.

acting is hilarious!

“Akher iyyam el sayfiyyi, wel sabiyyi shwayyi shayyi”. [The last summer days]

“Mais el Reem”
also features one of my favorite songs of all time:

“Ya Laure Houbbouki” [Laura's Love]



A little while ago a friend blogger, zee, wrote this spot-on comment regarding a blog, posted on Mar’s Comppulsive Yearnings, and this post falls in the same category:

“In some ways I can't resist to say that you all live in a sentimental bourgeois dream that has nothing to do with reality.
Sorry, but this was on my mind for quite a while ...”

I thought about what he wrote for days, and I honestly and sincerely thnk that this was by far, one of the best constructive critiques I received in years (a beautiful insight from zee). I am not even sure that we sould take it, or consider it as criticism.
However, I allow myself to speak on behalf of most of my compatriots, zee…
When I say that we do agree with what you advanced, you are absolutely right, and we know it, but in a way we can’t help it. This is the only authentically beautiful thing we have left, and together with our sense of humor and our love for life, these are the things that keep us going despite all the madness.

These memories are our balance.






Friday, August 18, 2006

My Old 4". [Do you Remember?]

Do you remember this old, unreliable, fragile little thing?

"A floppy disk is a data storage device that is composed of a disk of thin, flexible ("floppy") magnetic storage medium encased in a square or rectangular plastic shell. Floppy disks are read and written by a floppy disk drive or FDD, the latter initialism not to be confused with "fixed disk drive", which is an old IBM term for a hard disk drive."

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Saturday, August 12, 2006

MAGRITTE disait!

MAGRITTE disait un jour:
[MAGRITTE once said:]
[This is not a pipe]
Je me permet d'emprunter, d'élaborer, et dire:
[I allow myself to borrow, elaborate, and say:]
Ceci n'est pas un champ de guerre
[This is not a battlefield]
Ceci n'est pas une cible
[This is not a target]
Ceci n'est pas une légitime défense
[This is not self-defence]
Ceci n'est pas une résistance
[This is not a resistance]
Vous detruisez mon pays
[You are destroying my country]
Ceci n'est pas une déclaration d'amour
[This is not a declaration of love]

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Byektoub el Terikh. [History in the Making]

I heard Jooj's reading of one of Eve's wonderful poems/texts, "Fi Bayrout" a few days earlier. I think it gave me the incentive to go ahead and do what I have been procrastinating for ages. How inspirational is blogging!
Most Lebanese bloggers who are writing nowadays, belong to a generation that grew up "re-listening" to the plays of Ziad Rahbani, and his dispatches that used to air on the radio during the war years. The credit also goes to those tapes.
("re-listening" i.e. listening to the tapes of the plays years after they were presented and performed on stage. Most of us never saw them play.)

A big introduction for such a small thing, but this is my first improvised recording ever. I was too hesitant on whether to post it or not, but here it is, public, and open for embarrassment.
The music playing in the background belongs to LBC, on Monday, the 7th of August, 06 @ 6:55pm, Montreal time; the day of the recording.

The recording sound and volume are very bad, and of course I could not get around on leaving out some cliches.

[the audio file is in Arabic, my apologies to the non-arabic speakers who visit urban_memories, and read my blog]


Groceries with mom. [Do you Remember?]

If you squeezed your eyes, closed them tight, and thought really really hard, can you remember the last time your mother or your father sat you in the caddie when she/he were grocery shopping?

Monday, August 07, 2006

Letter from Lebanon: August 2, 2006

Below is a letter from Rosie, that took some time to reach my inbox due to some technical difficulties. I remind my readers that Rosie is an American, living in Beirut.
She is also the author of the many dispatches I have been posting on urban_memories, entitled
"Letter from Lebanon".
Rosie and her family left Lebanon to the U.S., therefore this would be the last letter she would write from Lebanon. At least for the time being.

August 2, 2006
Damascus, Syria

Letter from Lebanon: Update August 2, 2006 Our Flight from Lebanon

Dear Family and Friends,

We had planned months ago to take our annual trek to the United States for the month of August. However, with Israel’s multiple attacks totally disabling the airport for commercial flights, our original trip was soon annulled. The question then became should we leave or not. Many of us were in constant quandary about the situation. We had our live-in housekeeper to take care of as well as sort out many other issues, not the least of which was whether we could even leave safely. On July 21st the United States official ly began evacuation procedures “for those who wished to leave.” Day after day, starting at 5:00 a.m., many waited in line up to 5 to 8 hours in the sun and heat while going through procedures before boarding a ship that nearly ten hours later would bring them to the shores of Cyprus. Each person was allowed a small carry-on bag of 15 kilograms or about 30 pounds. Even though Israel was bombarding the country, blockading the ports, destroying infrastructure left and right, we were relatively safe atop the Metn Mountain, a primarily Christian enclave. Therefore, leaving for most of us and especially under the conditions that I described was not a serious option at that time. My husband nevertheless booked new flights, out of Damascus. When he changed the original reservations, the main road to Damascus was open. Then Israel bombed the eastern border control points and that outlet was suddenly closed. So within two and half weeks, Israel blocked the airport, blocked the ports (they kindly gave permission for a certain period to allow foreigners to evacuate by b oat) and now they blocked the main road leading to Damascus. Like a checklist, one by one, the Israelis were tightening the noose on all human beings in Lebanon. Not just those of Hizbullah, not just the Shiites, but every single person, of many different religions and different nationalities, living on Lebanese territory. And all the time, the United States is not only giving Israel more time “to destroy Hizbullah,” which in reality is destroying Lebanon—illegally—but also providing additional bombs, including intelligent bombs to do so.

Then on Sunday, July 31, 2006, in Qana, Israel brutally murdered over 60 people, 37 of whom were children, holed up in a basement of an apartment building. The Israeli press, I mean the press in the United States, of course, there’s no difference, said that it was an accident, “that the Israeli Defense Forces told the people to evacuate.” Well, they probably missed a few details, such as: Did they mention that they had destroyed nearly all if not all the gas stations, so many did not have any gas to be able to leave? Or did they mention that they had bombed the roads that the fleeing families had to cross? But never mind that, the Lebanese did try to leave with the last drops of gas and over bombed out roads, but, oh, did the press forget to tell you that they targeted cars and vans of families fleeing? So you were damned to death if you stayed and damned to death if you fled. They had no chance. And it wasn’t once, or twice, it was over and over and over that cars were targeted. And for every car they hit, “it was an accident.” When they hit the United Nations observation post, “It was an accident.” When they demolished the apartment building in Qana, “It was an accident.” The United States government supports and believes everything that Israel tells them. Frankly, I don’t know how President Bush sleeps at night.

Early in the war, friends were urging me to leave. I felt safe in my home. But to tell the truth I was afraid to go on the Beirut-Damascus highway that cuts east to Syria, because the Israelis were constantly hitting it. I didn’t feel like playing Russian roulette with the Israeli military. I felt frozen in my decision-making. I never felt afraid where I was. I felt confident that the Israelis wouldn’t hit in our location. But after the closing of that main link to Syria, and the evacuations halted, I thought that if I don’t get out now my family and I would not be able to see our family in the States. I was also becoming more concerned with availability of supplies and of my daughter’s education. Would the schools and universities open on time? It was becoming clearer that I would be locked in for there was now only ONE road left to get out.

The turning point for me was after the Qana massacre on Sunday, the second in ten years. (In April of 1996, the Israelis killed over 100 people who were taking refuge in a United Nations post, “another accident.”) Belligerence was heating up on both sides. Olmert stating that it is going to be “a long war.” The United States dragging its feet. Then hearing that bombs with possibly nuclear heads, originating from Texas, capable of permeating up to 30 meters (90 feet) into the ground or 5 meters (15 feet) into c oncrete walls or slabs were on their way to help Israel, everyone was becoming afraid, even on top of our mountain. The gasoline shortage was becoming worse. The day before we decided to leave, long lines formed at gas stations. I was becoming very concerned I would no longer be able to get fuel for our generator. And hence, no electricity during black-outs. And there was only one road out. Not just one road out, but only one way out. When the United Nations, thanks to Kofi Annan, declared a “48 hour cessation of hostilities,” I knew that was an open door that we had to go through.

Monday, July 31st in the late evening we decided that we would leave. Within, 15 hours, we packed our bags, bought the tickets, sent our housekeeper with her embassy to be evacuated, closed up the house, and arranged for safekeeping of our cars. From 10:30 p.m. until we left the following day at 1:30 p.m., there had been no electricity from the state. We had to turn on our generator to complete our packing that evening and the next day to finish laundry and take our showers. We had already depleted a sixth of our supply in one day. It seemed like a good thing that we were to leave.

We took the road leading towards Tripoli, the largest city in the north of Lebanon, then continuing north taking us to a part of Lebanon that we had never ventured to before. The road was fine except for a small detour we had to make where the Israelis had targeted a Lebanese Army post, while also taking out a good portion of the main road with it. (They said they weren’t targeting Lebanese Army posts but I can’t count the number of Lebanese army posts that they have bombed.) The line at the border was long. It took only ten minutes to go through the formalities on the Lebanese side, but then we had to wait for an hour to even get to the Syrian post. People became impatient with the long line and blocked the on-coming traffic side, creating worse congestion. Once at the Syrian immigration offices, more confusion and inefficiencies caused another hour delay. Once we crossed into Syria I felt a sense of relief, but also sadness, for this was not the way I had envisioned of leaving Lebanon. Now, we had to take a road back down south to reach Damascus; it was a very long detour. The total trip took about 8 hours. Flying to California takes 24 hours minimum door to door; thanks to the Israelis we got to add 8 hours to our trip. We are now staying with some friends in Damascus until our flight on Friday to Paris then San Francisco.

I have left Lebanon with a heavy heart. I am leaving behind family and friends who are trapped in a dire situation, with a very uncertain and scary future. Despite this, they tell me, “Have a good time. And God be with you.” Our return tickets are for early September. I hope the situation settles down so we can return to resume our lives.

Keep the news going!

Rosie AKL


Saturday, August 05, 2006

The Maameltein Bridge.

I took this picture in the fall of 2004.
This is the Maameltein bridge.
The bridge that connects North Lebanon,
to pretty much the rest of the country.
It was bombed yesterday by Israeli Jet Fighters,
leaving behind a number of dead, wounded, and distraught.
The bridge stands destroyed and dysfunctional, and therefore unusable.
The bridges of Batroun, and Halat were also destroyed,
which makes the crossing to and from the north quasi impossible.
Total Isolation.
Total obliteration.
And there will be a lot more to come.

Click here and here for more pictures, courtesy of War in Lebanon.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

"Fuck War"!

Since this day marks the furthest Israel has ever been inside Lebanon, I find this art piece to be more than appropriate.

Satoru Nihei's 2006 "Fuck War" poster
with a condom typeface.

And today, Israel push further into Lebanon.

Israel Strategy in Lebanon.

Jon Stewart, from the Daily Show, displays his own perspective on the Israeli plan to get their 2 kidnapped soldiers, back from Hezbollah, in Lebanon.

A friend, sent me these links:
click here to view the video clip
and here for the full version (3mns).

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Silent Vigils.

Two more silent vigils in the U.S.
check: passing for normal + me myself and my lebanon.

Happy Army Day.

Translation of the badge: Honor, Sacrifice, Loyalty.

I am not sure if it is appreciated right now, or if it is the proper time, but on this 1st of August, I would like to wish the Lebanese Army, a "Happy Army Day".

Here are the names of the Martyrs from the Lebanese Army, who fell during the July 2006 War, between Israel and Hezbollah.