Vacuum lol.

Her - lol,
Me - What?
Her - You should have bought the vacuum cleaner when you first moved into your apartment... that's like five years ago.
Me - lol
Her - No seriously, you bought your vacuum cleaner five years after you moved into the apartment, and you're all proud? What did you do before? How did you clean the place?
Me - lol
Her - I suggest you stop feeling proud, and put your vacuum to use right away.
Me - lol
Her - I even suggest you don't speak to anyone about your terrific purchase! 3ayb!
Me - lol