Sunday, December 10, 2006

Crash course: Fashion 101.

Now I am not too fond of Michel Aoun, and I happen to disagree with him on almost everything, but that does not negate the fact that many of my closest friends have fallen under his spell; some are even very close to him.
To those, I send this honest and sincere plea:


“Someone should take care of the way el Generalissimo Michel Aoun dresses”.


A man, a megalomaniac, cannot appear on National Television looking like a carrot. I am sure that amidst members of the tayyar, many are in or from the design world. And I know they exist. Actually they don’t have to be designers. Anybody with good taste should approach the General, and kindly (you don’t want to tickle his ego) propose new attire. Someone should warn the General about the excessive use of the color orange.
It is enough that a group of the population hijacked the color orange, and took it away from the public; they don’t have to rub it in our noses. I think everybody who likes the color orange and is not aounist, should take to the streets in a coup to reclaim the color orange to the people.

General, by no means is this a critique of your politics, therefore I hope you understand when I kindly ask you to lose the carrot/orange suit, and remove your orange cap. You are not cool to wear caps. You know nothing of Hip Hop. You’re not cool, and orONge is making you look like a fool.


Lose the cap!

23 Comments:

At 11:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hihihi
z mahdoum kteer hal post
i too love the colour orange but this mega-carrot has carried it too far
i am all for a coup to retrieve the colour orange and put it to proper, and limited use!
btw, ?mabrouk, who's gonna be the best man (or men?)

 
At 12:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What else would one expect from a terrorist. I can't wait until he disappears. I don't think France will welcome him back though, perhaps Syria will take him in and wouldn't that be a fitting ending for the lunatic in orange.

 
At 6:51 AM, Blogger Maya@NYC said...

:)... for someone who is under (barely though) the orange spell, i was overdosed...
a carrot, a huge Fanta bottle... you name it!
very funny post z

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger laila said...

orOnge :)

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger AM said...

We already have a year-long tanned president who wears white suits and now we have another one dying to be president who shows up on TV in orange!!!
Seriously where do we get these people from? :O

 
At 1:11 PM, Anonymous roni.daoud@videotron.ca said...

Z,

As much as I admire the guy, I agree with you on the carrot/fanta/tanned look... Mind you, the simple image of a 73 year old man in an orange shirt and a cap, is quite interesting to see in the arab political scene and on arab TVs; when all of the politicians are usuallly too serious... Whether you will like him or not in Orange, he is today the acting christian president of Lebanon ! Just watch how the tables will turn in the next few days, for the best of this country. Have an Orange a Day buddies ! Still love you Ziz. Roni

 
At 1:55 PM, Blogger laila said...

an orange a day!..me likes roni :)

(over and out)

 
At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

cocktail (orOnge w jazar)
i'm still laughing at his fanta-stic photo :)

 
At 3:10 PM, Blogger Anton Efendi said...

Whether you will like him or not in Orange, he is today the acting christian president of Lebanon ! Just watch how the tables will turn in the next few days, for the best of this country.

Hahahahahahahahaha... God I love Aounists... More entertaining than Fanta Man himself!

 
At 7:04 PM, Anonymous Joe said...

Anton efendi said ... Hahahahahahahahaha... God I love Aounists... More entertaining than Fanta Man himself!

God, I love 'anti-Syrians' more :D, who are ready to sacrifice every value out there to defend crooks and feudal f*cks - the defenders of the nation against the Syrian/Iranian axis, LOL.

Fanta-man Aoun remains the only hope for Lebanon and the only statesman who is aware of safeguarding the constitution and building bridges rather than burning them down.

 
At 10:47 PM, Blogger Anton Efendi said...

Anton Efendi repeats: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (notice this time in caps!)

 
At 11:41 PM, Anonymous roni.daoud@videotron.ca said...

antoun efendi,

no offense buddy, but I hope you were to express your views in a way that stands up to the title you're claiming. Care for an Orange ?

roni

 
At 12:26 AM, Blogger _z. said...

Glad to see you guys are in a good mood.
All is not lost.

 
At 1:11 AM, Blogger Hisham said...

WLIK jamalak ya GENERAL!!
It is the man not the clothes that matter.
(I wonder if he was wearing orange shoes too!)

 
At 4:20 AM, Blogger Traffic said...

Hehe. Fanta-man! More like Orangutan :)

 
At 10:30 AM, Blogger Anton Efendi said...

I'm not expressing any views. I'm just laughing at yours!

 
At 4:39 PM, Blogger Eve said...

haha, fanta w jazar, mnee7a.
zakkartneh when i got rid of a shirt the other day. there was just no way i would be able to wear it again.

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger Anton Efendi said...

I won't express views, let Aoun (from 2002) express them.

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous Patrick said...

hahaha. funny post!
you be funny home-boy!

 
At 11:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like your post, we need all the fun we can get these days.
just e-mailed you some pics.

kamal

 
At 7:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should have a psychiatrist (maybe 2) instead of a stylist

 
At 7:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he reminded of the character Pippo (Fadi R3aydi, on MTV). Mind you, the young pippo, is probably much smarter.

 
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